I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”
I love those random calls when they don’t want you for anything, they were just thinking about you and wanted to show that
look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking would
"but first lemme put on a bra!"
I’m sure Ezio would be a gentleman and allow me that
“We are here to serve & protect”
serve and protect what
This makes me sick.
I think its time we have a revolution. This country is two sided. There are the people who are barely getting by, being beaten and screwed by the government. Then there are the rich who use their money for wrong doing. The users of their power for self gain and trying to still drill in our heads that there is an elite race. When will they learn that the key to humanity’s survival is our ability to be united to use our kindness to further our nation. We will prosper in peace and burn to ashes with war.
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
Fuck that was good
You’re being too specific. Chill.
Mate, I was talking about ice cream
YAAASSS I got what I wanted. I just wanted to know what it was. :P
At 4 in the morning, it was either going to be ice cream or something on netflix haha
It’s midnight here and now I want some ice cream. v.v
It’s 5:40 over here and I’ve done nothing but watch netflix and eat ice cream for 5 hours oops